Reality Is dizzy

Sep 29

sharkman-land:

No items

Kittens only

Final Destination

Sep 28
carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

Sep 26

mr-cappadocia said: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

halgetmybra:

cracked:

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

It is weird that we do it so constantly, when everybody knows that people only deserve equal rights and treatment between the hours of4 and 7 pm on alternate February the 29ths. At first we worried that we couldn’t cover it all with our current propaganda budget, but we were able to transfer some funding to supporting feminism from our “Don’t be an asshole” budget because it turns out they overlap completely.

Look, I get it buddy. You’re pissed off because you’ve tried to be a good person your whole life and still you feel like you’ve been consistently stripped of the things you thought were guaranteed , and now there is a whole organized movement saying you still have too much, that you, just trying to live your life, is an affront to an entire gender. That’s a shitty feeling, but here’s the thing: no one is actually trying to take anything from you. That sickening feeling you have that your being robbed of basic human rights, there are people around you in your life who are feeling a worse version of that everyday. If you don’t believe me, look at any of the secret camera videos women have taken on the street to catch the verbal abuse they suffer, listen to any of the stories of guys who touch women on crowded trains and then smile at them as they leave because they know there’s nothing she can do about it, read any of the millions of accounts from human beings about the exhausting and demoralizing abuse they put up with every day. And you might not be the guy making them feel that way, I hope you’re not, but holy shit, you can actually help. You can help other people instead of standing in their way because it feels like another inconvenience. Finally, even if the absolute worse case scenario is true: this is one big conspiracy, Cracked and feminists and a huge chunk of the Internet are villainizing men unfairly and creating a culture where you’re no longer allowed to even voice your opinions without people getting angry- even if all of that is true- isn’t that worth preventing an inarguably high percentage of sexual abuse and dangerous objectification of your daughter/ your sister/ your wife? 

Not all the stabs at equality will be smart, or entirely on point or even helpful. This form of feminism is new, chillingly new for how long this shit has been going on, and not everyone is good at it yet, but holy shit, friend, how can you argue against the aim of basic respect for another human being?

XOXO,

Soren

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Soren’s “empathy for you” is a false flag assault on your scrote size and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Reasons I fucking love Cracked and why it will forever reign superior in my mind to any other humor website ever.

Sep 26
Sep 24
torteen:


I hope you can take a moment out of your day to recognize this girl is killing it.

Not only is her costume amazing, but…look at the spoon! Maybe she really is Magneto…

torteen:

I hope you can take a moment out of your day to recognize this girl is killing it.

Not only is her costume amazing, but…look at the spoon! Maybe she really is Magneto…

Sep 23

imagine-lemons said: My boyfriend who was the lead in the show we were doing dyed all of the water blue and I told the cast they couldn't drink it because it could stain their costumes. I had to pour out all the water. He bought more and dyed it again, so I confronted him in front of everyone and nearly broke it off with him. He threw a fit and locked himself in the dressing room and has to be "protected" from me. The director thought he had his best show that night, but I think it was his worst

stage-managers-are-magic:

stage-managers-are-magic:

That’s a terribly awkward position to be put in. I’ve had to do shows with people I’m dating, and truthfully, I think it’s the worst.

The first questionI would ask you is did you confront him in private first? I’m not taking his side, I think it was a dick move and I’d be pissed as hell, but actors can be sensitive. I’ve learned their feelings tend to get hurt about forty times faster than my crew’s would. So next time, I suggest pulling him aside and of he doesn’t listen then I’d beat him up, but that’s me and I have violent impulses (that I only sometimes act on. Just kidding I’ve never hit an actor).

Also I suggest that if there’s a possibility of you two (if you’re still together or even if not) doing any other show together, that you talk to him. Explain that when you walk into the theatre he’s not your boyfriend anymore, he’s an actor and you’re a stage manager, and nothing that happens during a show/rehearsal is personal, you’re just doing your job and it’s his job to listen. If he can’t respect that and you then he’s not very mature, he’s not professional, and personally, he wouldn’t really be worth your time. But then again, I don’t know the guy.

Of course, I’m not saying you have to break up because of a show, and you’re obvious welcome to ignore my advice all together. But I’m being honest, you shouldn’t have to go to work (or whatever sm-ing is to you) and have to worry about your boyfriend being an asshole, and then getting all huffy like a child when you do your job. In the end though, I hope you just do what’s best for you.

Something happened today that made me think of this post. So I had to reblog it. 

Sep 21
Sep 21

carnivaloftherandom:

glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

AUTO-REBLOGGING FOREVER.

Sep 15

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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Sep 13

everythingscenic:

Eurydice. Melpomene Katakalos.

Mandell Weiss Forum, UCSD